I love spanking
Anonymous whispered: trinder the app or?

Yes tinder the app but guys dont believe it

1 week ago
1 week ago WITH 2,056 notes VIA 18hemmo (Source: ashtonbangme)

hi i’m ashton irwin and i’m adorable

HAHA LOL JK I’M THE DARKLORD OF ATTRACTIVE SELFIES

1 week ago WITH 398 notes VIA callumthomashood

callumthomashood:

ashtonirwoww:

5sospreferencess:

Gotta love some fetus ashton

that’s luke on the right lol

fetus ashton’s picture looks like a mug shot. like when ashton was a kid he was part of an underground chocolate smuggling ring and one day when he was making a deal at the playground, the cops showed up and busted him. but somehow ashton managed to escape and hid out for a coupe of years at one of his supplier’s homes. later he went back out into the world under a new identity as the drummer from 5 seconds of summer. he is still on the run from the cops. 

1 week ago WITH 407 notes VIA callumthomashood (Source: 5sospreferencess)

blowlucas:

callumthomashood:

I dont wanna be another social casualty💋

wow you are so pretty holy balls

Thank you so much beautiful💕

2 weeks ago WITH 14 notes VIA blowlucas (Source: callumthomashood)
Anonymous whispered: is it the real luke????

I doubt it

2 weeks ago

I dont wanna be another social casualty💋

2 weeks ago WITH 14 notes
Anonymous whispered: It's probably someone posing as him because u know how famous he is and all

Naaaaah man its totes mcgoats 100% real

2 weeks ago
Ashton Irwin + EP/Album Covers - 
2 weeks ago WITH 8,871 notes VIA 5sosor5sauce (Source: clifforonipizza)

cuddle-me-hemmo:

clifforlicious:

But why was he smiling at his penis?!

he knows he has a big one that’s why

2 weeks ago WITH 2,440 notes VIA fivesecondsofnarry (Source: clifforlicious)