I love spanking
1 month ago WITH 2,530 notes VIA clifforama (Source: calumlnood)


why do i even bother putting on panties in the morning

1 month ago WITH 4,741 notes VIA weedclemmings (Source: mgcwhore)


1 month ago WITH 9,348 notes VIA calum-hoodrat (Source: calumlnood)

5SOS: The Lost Tapes (aka unreleased songs) insp

1 month ago WITH 24,118 notes VIA electricbluemichael (Source: fivesaus)


I think I just died on the inside

1 month ago WITH 12,769 notes VIA thecalumhoodx (Source: melissa0626)


1 month ago WITH 3,296 notes VIA qwurkks (Source: iriwins)


[mournfully] she’s so cool, rewrites the rules she ain’t got no time for you [sniffles] she’s. a. teenage queen. [sadly double claps] she hit me baby one more time [wails] like Britney did in ‘99 [pours one out]

1 month ago WITH 2,308 notes VIA spookinglukey (Source: scaredycatluke)

September 03, 2014 - London [x]

1 month ago WITH 3,691 notes VIA masturbassists (Source: hotdamn5sos)
Anonymous whispered: post the nude? I can't find it anywhere😣😣xxx

I havent even seen it

1 month ago
Anonymous whispered: U know the 5SOS mashup u posted? Where can I find it?!? Thanks 💕

I found it on soundcloud :)

1 month ago WITH 1 note
Anonymous whispered: I'm pretty sure thats not Luke js

Its a joke babe xx

1 month ago WITH 1 note


names i call calum: clam, claum, clamu, clum, clmau, pup pup, sweet angel child sent from heaven above, idiot, fuckboy, asshole, dick, mate

names i dont call calum: calum

1 month ago WITH 686 notes VIA ashtonsdimps (Source: boodoodoll)


Remember that time I sucked Calum’s dick? Man… good times (this is 110% true and you can totally trust it because you heard it from a stranger on the internet with no proof)

1 month ago WITH 1,795 notes VIA pengeythepenguin (Source: scaredycatluke)